| Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! | |
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+4Blue Mereel Pvt. Ryan Morelli 8 posters |
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SOMalphas Egg
Posts : 25 Join date : 2012-01-06
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:03 pm | |
| Well, that wasn't too heroic, now was it? Let's try that again. I quickly get to my feet, ignoring my injuries, and blow both of these pathetic commies faces off... FOR AMERICA!!! | |
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Grifsworld Pheonix Child
Posts : 184 Join date : 2011-09-07 Location : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:03 pm | |
| I remove my sword from it's sheave and charge forth into the bunker, ready for anything. Mostly. Sorta. Depending on what's in there. These futuristic weapons are infuriating. I also crave cheese.
Skadush
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Blue Hatchling
Posts : 59 Join date : 2010-10-20 Location : In your head.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:38 pm | |
| I give words of praise and encouragment to the darling little pigeon, as well as to my team mates for fighting so valiantly before hesitantly following the others into the bunker.
Gosh you guys, are you sure we should really go in here? It seems... kind of... dangerous... | |
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ponita Pheonix Child
Posts : 119 Join date : 2010-10-12
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:34 pm | |
| If I were more useful, my allies would have already pummeled these guys!
I cast Holy to help Teddie purge the Commies! | |
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Morelli Pheonix
Posts : 252 Join date : 2009-09-18
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:13 pm | |
| Turn Three A Frightening Monstrosity!
Mereel: - Quote :
- “There’s a gap in the enemy’s defenses!”
I quickly dash attack through the open doors and make sure they stay that way. ”
“There’s a gap in the enemy’s defenses!” Megaman shouts as he Dash Attacks toward the doors. On the way he runs into one of the commies standing over Teddy and [ 4 vs. 4 ] the commie dodges. Megaman continues to the door and bursts through. On the other side, however, is something extremely dangerous!
It’s a Communist Robobearodile! What sorts of monstrosities are these Commies making!?!?!?!?
Ryan: - Quote :
- ”Teddy, in all his lame manliness-lacking-ness, is clearly Clayton’s, so I’m gonna have to leave that wanker to his fate.
I head to Stalin’s bunker to give those drongo commies a good beating!”
Mick has no time to help Teddy in his lame manliness-lacking-niss, and just goes straight ahead and follows Megaman! On his way there he accidentally walks right through the wall instead of going through the open door. [ 2 vs. 1 ] While he still manages to go through the wall, Mick takes a serious beating to the stomach! [ Wound Acquired: Bruised Stomach Muscles ]
Malphas: - Quote :
- “ Well, that wasn't too heroic, now was it? Let's try that again. I quickly get to my feet, ignoring my injuries, and blow both of these pathetic commies faces off... FOR AMERICA!!!”
Teddy manages to stand up, but only because his wounds have been miraculously healed by his worst enemy – Magic! Teddy accepts it anyway and finds that he has wandered into the communist bunker.
Grifsworld: - Quote :
- “ I remove my sword from its sheave and charge forth into the bunker, ready for anything. Mostly. Sorta. Depending on what's in there. These futuristic weapons are infuriating. I also crave cheese.
Skadush.”
On his way to the bunker Altair comes up against the two communists that are assaulting Teddy! Distracted, they don’t put up too much resistance and Altair [ 3 vs. 1-1 ] [ 4 vs. 2-1 ] chops them both in half and keeps running toward the bunker! He catches up and gazes in horror at this new even MORE futuristic enemy. There is no time for cheese, my good assassin! This is a full blown catastrophe of nature!
Blue: - Quote :
- “ I give words of praise and encouragment to the darling little pigeon, as well as to my team mates for fighting so valiantly before hesitantly following the others into the bunker.
“Gosh you guys, are you sure we should really go in here? It seems... kind of... dangerous...”
“Gosh you guys, are you sure we should really go in here? It seems... kind of... dangerous...”
Nevertheless, Fluttershy follows her team mates into the bunker while encouraging the Newly Democratic Left-Wing Pidgeon.
“You did a good job, darling. Now come along! We can be friends!”
[b]Ponita: - Quote :
- “ If I were more useful, my allies would have already pummeled these guys!
I cast Holy to help Teddie purge the Commies!”
White Mage casts Holy on Teddy’s assailant, and knocks him out of commission! Success! White Mage feels like she did a good job and is a useful addition to the team. To celebrate she throws in a Cure, free of charge for both her and Teddy! White Mage then follows Teddy into the bunker.
Drtbiker94: [quote]“ I follow my homies into the commie bunker.
Snoop makes sure to put on his best pimp limp and follows his companions into the communist bunker.
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The Newly Democratic Left-Wing Pigeon takes down the communist it is fighting and flies after Fluttershy.
The Communist Robobearodile roars and prepares to charge!
________________________________________________________________________________ OUR ADVENTURERS_____________________________________________________________
- Mick Dundee, Outback Extraordinaire:
Player: Pvt. Ryan Name: Mick "Crocodile" Dundee Status: ---- Inventory: Rifle, Bowie Knife, Hat Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Abilities: Walkabout - Mick can completely uncover an entire section of the map without any danger to himself. One time use. Animal Master - Mick can subdue hostile animals with a special hand trick. Three turn cool-down. +1 Fighting Crocodiles +1 Wooing Women -1 Social Activities
- Megaman, Digital Hitman:
Player: Mereel Name: Megaman Status: ---- Inventory: Mega Buster, Energy Sword, Dash Attack Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Abilities: Upgrade - Passive ability that allows Megaman to gain upgrades from defeating bosses Super Mega Buster - Megaman’s buster deals extreme damage at the cost of his own health. Four turn cool-down. +1 Adaptability +1 Electricity -1 EMP Resistance
- Fluttershy, Shy Pegasus Pony:
Player: Blue Name: Fluttershy Status: ---- Inventory: Horseshoes, Bunny Rabbit, Wings, Newly Democratic Left-Wing Pigeon Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Abilities: Shed Key - Opens up The Shed. One Time Use. Kindness - Fluttershy has a way with small animals, and they will aid her instead of attacking her. +1 Kindness +1 Charisma -1 Courage
- Altair Ibn-La’Ahad, Ancient Assassin:
Player: Grifsworld Name: Altair Ibn-La’Ahad Status: ---- Inventory: Hidden Blade, Throwing Knives x10, Sword Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Abilities: Assassinate - Altair can finish off any non-boss enemy that is below 50%. One use only. Eagle Vision - Altair identifies weak spots or objectives. Three turn cool-down. +1 Stealth +1 Acrobatics -1 Archery
- Snoop Dogg, West Side Rapper:
Player: Drtbiker94 Name: Snoop Dogg Status: ---- Inventory: Pistol, Secret Bandana, Joint, Mac 10 Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Abilities: West Side! - Snoop uses his connection with the Crips to bring in a veritable army of gangsters. One time use. Chill out, Man - Snoop Doggy Dogg uses his stash of drugs to incapacitate an enemy. Four turn cool-down. [2/4] +1 Drugs +1 Sick Raps, yo -1 Intelligence
- Theodore Roosevelt, Badass President:
Player: SOMalphas Name: Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt Status: ---- Inventory: Winchester Model 1895 .405, Buck Knife, Belgium Model 1900 Semi-Auto Pistol Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Abilities: BA Invincibility - Teddy can take a mortal wound and shrug it off as if it never happened. One time use. Rough Riders - Teddy can call in his Rough Riders to help him in combat. Four turn cool-down, can only have one set at a time +1 To Manliness +1 To Marksmanship -1 Endurance
- White Mage, Helpful Healer:
Player: Ponita Name: White Mage Status: --- Inventory: Hammer, White Magic Spellbook Wounds: [HP: 80/80] Mana: [MP: 1/3] Abilities: Raise – White Magic Spell that revives a dead ally. One Time Use Mana Pool – White Mage runs on a mana pool that fuels her White Magic Spells: Cure – Heals Wounds based on die roll Holy – Deals damage based on die roll Berserk – Gives Allies +1 to melee damage Protect – Gives Allies +1 to defense +1 Healing +1 Helping -1 Defending
- Enemies:
Communist Robobearodile Status: Angry Health: [ Grrrr, chomp ]
- Notes:
I tried something new this time, so there may 8e some errors in there. Just tell me if you find any.
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Mereel Pheonix
Posts : 213 Join date : 2010-10-13 Location : Wherever the snacks are.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:38 pm | |
| "This thing's gotta have a weak spot somewhere..." I JUMP'N'SHOOT the screw/bolt in the robobearodile's jaw hinge in an effort to render its mouth useless! | |
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Pvt. Ryan Pheonix Child
Posts : 173 Join date : 2010-10-13 Location : Flat out like a lizard drinking.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:05 am | |
| Hah ha! Fair suck of the sav! It's about bloody time! You fellas just stand back; I got this one! And by "I got this one" I mean "Please don't spray bullets at the thing I'm about to tackle. There are many things I plan on doing today, and being shot is not one of them. (I am so happy about finding a crocodile to wrestle that my body, in preparation for the awesome blue to come, completely heals itself.) I do what I was born to do - wrestle me some croc! (I use my knife to help if necessary) (I also dodge or ignore any friendly fire - my crocodile hunting instincts help me with this by giving me extreme focus and stuff)
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SOMalphas Egg
Posts : 25 Join date : 2012-01-06
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:58 pm | |
| Shrugging off the strange feeling of magic (and that I had a bad roll, but was spared a gruesome fate), I look upon the god-forsaken creature in front of me. I decide that it would make a wonderful addition to my collection of taxidermied animals, I pull out my Winchester and aim carefully for its right eye before firing a bullet at its mutant head. | |
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Drtbiker94 Egg
Posts : 4 Join date : 2012-04-04
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:05 pm | |
| "O Dang!!"
Shoot pistol at croc's face.
"I hope I don't miss!" | |
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Grifsworld Pheonix Child
Posts : 184 Join date : 2011-09-07 Location : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Tue May 01, 2012 12:53 am | |
| Knifes, in the face of that dastardly beast. That's what's going on. | |
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Blue Hatchling
Posts : 59 Join date : 2010-10-20 Location : In your head.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Tue May 01, 2012 9:38 am | |
| I fly high into the room to stay out of my allies' way. Maybe I can figure out the monster's weakness from an aerial view? | |
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Morelli Pheonix
Posts : 252 Join date : 2009-09-18
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:10 pm | |
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Mereel Pheonix
Posts : 213 Join date : 2010-10-13 Location : Wherever the snacks are.
| Subject: Re: Roll To Dodge Five: The Most Epic of Epics!!!!!!!! Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:30 am | |
| Well then, consider me surprised. Pleasantly so, in fact. | |
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